Hi Guys

Management, Greasy Spoon Cafe
0 WhereEver Drive
North Jebru, AR 7xxxx

Hi Guys:

This happened today at noon at the Greasy Spoon Cafe:

Greeter: 'Hi Guys. You Guys follow me.'

Waiter: 'Hi Guys, I'm mumble, mumble, what can I get you Guys to drank?
OK Guys-be right back.'

Waiter: 'OK Guys hereyer dranks. You Guys made up your mind yet what you Guys want to eat? Scribble, scribble. Ok Guys-be right back.' (So as not to bore you Guys, I'm omitting the three other 'you Guys' thrown out with reckless abandon.)

As we departed the Greeter turned Exiter bade us a fond farewell with 'You guys have a good day.'

Perhaps some of you management guys should hop down to Books a Million and let one of the guys there sell you guys a thesaurus. Perhaps you guys on the training staff will find another term for customers beside "GUYS".

Gee, Guys, what is wrong with just "You"? e.g.: How are you? Have you decided on your order? etc. etc.

Thanks for listening, Guys. and pass the Pepto-Bismol. The food is still good in spite of the distractions listed above.

Sincerely